Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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