R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Watching her eat just hurts me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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