But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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