Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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