yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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