Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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