The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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