Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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