I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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