So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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