I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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