Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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