I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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