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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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