this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
