She's JV to your varsity
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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