"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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