I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Can I color on your dick again?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I love you.
Bad choice
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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