I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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