To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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