that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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