YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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