I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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