Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
