found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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