stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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