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I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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