This girl is more easily done than said...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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