she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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