so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
