Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(956): View more from Texas

What do you think she thinks of us?

(1-956): View more from Texas

I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(251): View more from Alabama

She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour

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(502): View more from Kentucky

guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

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(914): View more from New York

something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..

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(519): View more from Ontario

Cats found the secret coke stash again

(519): View more from Ontario

They owe us $80.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".

(985): View more from Louisiana

Did u have a 2nd thought

(601): View more from Mississippi

I need a new booty call.

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