He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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