dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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