There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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