I just cut my nipple shaving
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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