it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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