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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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