McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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