My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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