Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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