I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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