Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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