Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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