I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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