I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
