from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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