Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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