Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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