You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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