The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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